I have a problem. I don't know where it came from, or how I got it but as I typed this e-mail to Jenny (who had been MIA) I realized I had it.
The e-mail:
"*squeee* I'm happy to see you are alive!! I was oh so worried that H (you know short for Horatio (from CSI Miami) was going to be paying me a not nice visit and be all "sooooo, tell me about that post on my space. You thought she was dead tell me why." And I'll be all "eeek!! You are so Hot and kinda ugly! I love you! I want your babies!! (so long as they look like me cause really that talking to your shoes with your head cocked is kinda strange). And he'll be all "What the fuck is wrong with you" only he can't say that since this isn't cable. And I'll be, Oh, I'm sure Jenny's fine lets talk about us, if you don't want to talk about US then introduce me to the hottie behind you, *kisses* yeah him the one with the eye issue, processing the room. Roar! *giggle* Hi Ryan!" What's really wrong with this is that I watch sporadically, I think Ryan got a nail in the eye but I'm not sure. Now as far as I can tell the only way to *cough* help this issue would be for me to rush right on over to Netflix and add ALLLLLLL the CSI: Miami dvd's I can. But the one thing stopping me from doing that, well it's two really, well two rolled into one, Alan Shore and Denny Crane, I think they'd sue me for breach of our lovefest contract if I were to bump the Boston Legal Season One back for anyone.
Are you obsessed? Are you addicted? If so what to? And please someone lie to me and tell me that I'm not crazy about CSI: Miami you are obsessed as well.
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